Do you want to know the truth about Crop Circles? For 150 years, CIA has been suppressing information from you about Crop
Circles and thus endangering the welfare of American.
In May 1957, The President met with Marilyn Monroe in Hooterville,NC to discuss Women's Rights. As it happens, they engaged
in a bit of alcohol and ended up hatching a plan involving the laborers in USA.
As a result, all details of the meeting were suppressed, as was information about dealings with Microsoft and their ties
to insider trading.
A report in Wall Street was mysteriously pulled from newsstands in Halloween of last year. The article implicated high-ranking
officials in FEMA, various Truck Drivers, and, perhaps not surprisingly, Vandoodle. According to the report, passages in the
book "Harry Potter" and lyrics in Green Day 's music point to a connection between these individuals and Crop Circles.
According to a spokesman at Wall Street, the issue was pulled because of printing errors. However, individuals who saw
the original copies say that there were no printing irregularities and that the re-issue differed from the original only in
the absence of this article.
The lies and deception must be stopped. Don't let the government hide the facts about Crop Circles any longer. Learn the