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You've gotten used to the smell of cow manure on a car trip to Raleigh.

Saying "y'all" isn't just a cute expression; it actually means something.

There are big labrador retrievers in the back of every truck.

You give directions using KFC and Waffle House as landmarks.

You still see Dale Earndheart tributes on cars.

You can't imagine life without Bojangles' sweet tea

Your annual church fundraiser always deals with bbq and potato salad

You have a sunburn from May to October

Your 'heavy winter clothing' consists of some turtleneck sweaters, a fuzzy jacket, and your daddy's boots

Your family has fried chicken once a week

You can tell the difference between cotton fields and tobacco fields while driving

One of your neighbors has a confederate flag hanging on their front porch

Those "damn yankees" are taking over your school/church/workplace/neighborhood...

You've been "properly raised", and yankees love it when they hear you say "ma'am" and "sir"

You get your carbs from biscuits, rolls, pancakes, and grits

You know the difference between a "redneck" and a "hick".

You own at least one surf shop or seafood restaurant shirts.

No matter what those people in ohio say, we are still "first in flight"

The Coca-Cola 600 is as big as the Super Bowl

You prefer Chick-fil-a to KFC

You know pastry is a chicken stew, not a dessert item.

Every time you visit someone you’re offered something to eat and a glass of tea.

Your granddaddy always wore overalls and your grandma always wore an apron.

In summer you have home-grown tomatoes with every meal.

When it rains and the creek rises, everyone gathers to see how high it rose.

You know that "chunk" the ball means to throw it.

You've had a burger "all the way" - chili and slaw on it.

You can recognize a copperhead and your heart drops when you see one.

You have at least one relative that raises collards.

Your folks have taken trips to the mountains to look at leaves.

Your school classes were cancelled because of a hurricane.

You know Krispy Kreme makes the best doughnut.

You have an opinion about UNC. You went there and loved it, or you hate everyone who did.

You know the best BBQ is found in Lexington

You would rather eat at Bojangles's than McDonald's

You have actually uttered the phrase "It's too hot to go to the pool"

You faithfully drink Pepsi or Mt. Dew everyday of your life.

You have your own secret bbq sauce.

You or your neighbors have more hunting dogs than you have family members.

You measure  distance in minutes.

You've ever had to switch from  heat to air conditioning in the same day.

You see a car running in a  store parking lot with no one in  it  no  matter what time of the year.

You use "fix" as a verb.  Example: I am fixing to go to the store.

All the festivals across the  state are named after a fruit, vegetable, grain, insect or animal.

You install security lights on  your house and garage and leave both unlocked.

You carry jumper cables in your  car... for your OWN car.

You know what "cow tipping" is.

You only own four spices: salt,  pepper, Texas Pete, and Duke's mayonnaise.

The local papers cover  national and international news on one page and six pages for local gossip and  sports.

You think that the first day  of deer season is a national holiday.

You find 100 degrees  Fahrenheit "a little warm."

You know all four seasons:  almost summer, summer, still summer, and Christmas.

Going to Wal-mart is a  favorite past time known as "Goin'wal-martin" or "Off to ' Wally World'."

You describe the first cool  snap (below 70 degrees) as good pinto-bean weather.

A carbonated soft drink isn't  a soda, cola, or pop...it's a Coke, regardless of brand or flavor. Example:  "What kinna coke you want?"

Fried Catfish is the other  white meat.

Two out of every three people you meet are northern transplants and half of the others have moved there from some where else.


You actually get these jokes and pass them on to other friends from Carolina.

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