Aha..a classic. I would first like to point out the the 'half nakedness' as my dear, sweet grandmaw wouldve said it. Note the glass, as is sits unspilled on his sleeping lap. Perhaps, he was just too tired to put it down. Tired, yes. Uncoordinated, no. Like a ninja, he deftly manages his two tasks seamlessly. Balancing his glass and not losing a single wink. This my friend, is a mark of greatness. This , my friend, is a professional redneck.