Here a few lines to mess with your Yankee
friends with:
*Aint chew ever heard that a whistling woman and a crowing hen never comes to a very good end?
*Why, It's as easy as sliding off a greasy log backward.
*I have been as busy as a stump-tailed cow in fly time.
*Well, you know,even a blind hog finds an acorn now and then.
*She looked as happy as a dead pig in the sunshine.
*Rest assured that the sun don't shine on the same dog's tail all the time.
Say one of these lines while involved in a serious discussion with people and watch the halairity and hijinks ensue!
***Not recommended to do AT work, especially to your boss***
